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"A devilishly good treat with a caffeine kick. Satan's Stash is not for the faint of heart!"
Coffee Dark Chocolate Sea Salt
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Unleash the dark delight of Satan’s Stash Protein Balls. We’ve crafted a devilishly delicious treat that combines the bold flavors of coffee and dark chocolate with a hint of sea salt. Each ball is packed with premium ingredients, delivering a taste that’s both indulgent and invigorating.
Perfect for any time of day, these protein balls are gluten-free, high in protein, and free from artificial additives. The rich, robust coffee flavor pairs perfectly with the intense dark chocolate, while the sea salt adds a tantalizing finish that keeps you coming back for more.
Why settle for ordinary snacks? Enjoy the wickedly good taste of coffee and dark chocolate in a healthy, portable form. Whether you’re on the go, at the gym, or simply treating yourself, Satan’s Stash Protein Balls are the perfect companion. Grab a pack and savor the sinful taste of Satan’s Stash anytime, anywhere!
- DATES
- WALNUTS
- ALMONDS (salt)
- COFFEE BEANS
- UNSWEETENED COCOA POWDER
- COCONUT MILK (water, potassium metabisulfite (as a preservative)
- 70% DARK CHOCOLATE (Bittersweet chocolate (unsweetened chocolate, sugar, sunflower lecithin and vanilla).
- COCONUT OIL
- SEA SALT
Weight:
45g 1.58oz
Allergen Information:
Contains: Tree Nuts (Walnuts& Almonds), Milk
Processed in a facility and/or manufacturing line that also produces pean
We recommend choosing one or 2 day shipping. Our packaging includes multiple layers of insulation and cold packs – we want your balls to arrive chilled and in perfect condition
Balls Bio
SERV.SIZE:1 DELICIOUS BALL
Coffee + Dark Chocolate = Savory enough for the darkest of souls, and my husband.
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185
Calories
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9g
Total Fat
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18g
Total Carb
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11g
Fiber
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3g
Sugars
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11g
Protein
Ingredients:
- DATES
- WALNUTS
- ALMONDS (vegetable oil (almond, canola and/or Safflower) sea salt)
- COFFEE BEANS
- UNSWEETENED COCOA POWDER
- COCONUT MILK (water, potassium metabisulfite (as a preservative)
- 70% DARK CHOCOLATE (Bittersweet chocolate (unsweetened chocolate, sugar, sunflower lecithin and vanilla).
- COCONUT OIL
- SEA SALT
Weight:
45g 1.58oz
Allergen Information:
Contains: Tree Nuts (Walnuts& Almonds), Milk
Processed in a facility and/or manufacturing line that also produces peanuts
Gluten Free
Life is sweet without wheat!
No Added Sugar
Sweetened naturally, no extras.
GMO-Free
Pure, non-GMO ingredients.
Handmade
With care (& sass!)
100% Natural
All-natural goodness
Balls taste so much better with Coffee, Dark chocolate and Sea salt
Any other Dark chocolate and sea salt fans out there?
Full Of Protein
Packed with casein protein and nuts, these balls keep you satisfied and energized all day long.
Nutty Goodness
A threesome of cashews, almonds, and macadamias for flavor, crunch, and healthy fats galore.
Naturally Sweet
Delicious Taste and Natural Ingredients Combine for an Energizing Experience.
Dates For The Win
Nature's candy adds fiber, sweetness, and chewiness. The secret to our ball's amazing texture.
Fuel Your Wild Side
Need a snack that can keep up with your crazy life?
Our protein-packed, fiber-rich Sassy Balls are here to save the day. Whether you're scaling peaks, crushing reps, or just trying to survive your inbox, these little powerhouses have got your back. Ready to grab life by the balls?
Fresh From Our Kitchen To You
We make our Sassy Balls fresh in small batches, then immediately chill them to lock in that just-made deliciousness.
Then we pack 'em up in refrigerated boxes (because nobody likes warm balls) and send them on their merry way to your doorstep, cool and ready to devour.
Small Batch Goodness, No BS
Ditch the junk food and treat your taste buds to something real.
We craft each Sassy Ball with natural ingredients that'll make you wonder why you ever bothered with processed snacks. No weird stuff, just pure, delicious fuel for your body. Ready to taste what you've been missing?
Our Serving Suggestions
Enjoy our balls wherever you are. They come prepackaged in resealable 2-ball grab-and-go servings for extra freshness and convenience!
On The Go
Portable, nutritious snacks for your busy, on-the-go lifestyle.
With Morning Coffee
Kickstart your day with coffee and our tasty balls.
In The Wild
Adventure-ready balls for hiking, camping, and exploring nature.
Always all natural ingredients
These balls are bursting with goodness
Contains: Tree Nuts (Almonds, Macadamia Nuts, Coconut), Milk
Processed in a facility and/or manufacturing line that also produces peanuts.
Morning Boost
Kickstart your day with Sassy Balls and a hot cup of coffee or tea. The butterscotch flavor makes mornings sweeter.
Post-Workout Snack
Replenish after your workout with Sassy Balls. They pair perfectly with a protein shake or smoothie to keep you going strong.
Office Treat
Fight the afternoon slump with a stash of Sassy Balls. Ideal with herbal tea or a cold sparkling water.
Movie Night
Upgrade your movie snacks with Sassy Balls. Enjoy them with almond milk or hot chocolate for a cozy treat.
Adventure Fuel
Take Sassy Balls on your hikes or bike rides. Perfect with water or your go-to cold beverage for outdoor fun.
Late-Night Snack
End your day with Sassy Balls and a warm glass of oat milk. A sweet way to wind down before bed.
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Exceeded All Expectations!
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"Incredible taste and texture! I've tried many snacks, but these balls stand out. Highly recommend them to anyone looking for a delightful treat."
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Frequently Asked Questions
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Sassy Balls started with a girl, her Holly Hobbie oven, and a passion for baking. After years of being "The Cake Lady" in the corporate world, our founder decided to blend her love for treats with a healthier lifestyle. The result? These cheeky, delicious, and nutritious snacks that prove healthy eating doesn't have to be boring.
You bet your sassy self they are! We've cracked the code on making treats that taste sinful but are packed with good stuff. Made with whole ingredients like nuts, dates, and natural proteins, our balls are gluten-free and have no artificial preservatives. They’ll satisfy cravings, boost energy, and keep you feeling full. Indulgence without the guilt? That's our specialty.
We ship our Sassy Balls fresh and chilled right to your door. They're made in small batches, immediately refrigerated, and packed in insulated boxes to keep them cool during transit. No need to worry about warm balls - they'll arrive ready to eat. Just open your door, grab your package, and enjoy!
The Baller's Club is for our most devoted fans who can't get enough of our delicious balls. As a member, you'll enjoy:
- Exclusive members-only pricing
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- VIP early access to limited releases
- Access to our secret menu
You can choose a 6-pack of your favorite flavor or try our limited edition flavors, delivered once every month for $30.00 each.
Nope! We only make our balls in small batches, and they really are handmade. The only place you can get genuine balls is right here on our website.
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