• Joy of Almonds logo with Almond Joy protein balls showing chocolate and almond Almond Joy

    Almond Joy

    $34.97
    $34.97
  • Amaretto Cookie Amaretto Cookie

    Amaretto Cookie

    $34.97
    $34.97
  • Banana Bread Banana Bread

    Banana Bread

    $34.97
    $34.97
  • Chocolate chip cookie dough–style protein ball with mini chocolate chips. With its Doughzer logo Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

    Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

    $34.97
    $34.97
  • Sassy Balls Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough and Brownie Bite protein balls with its Sassy B logo Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough & Brownie Bite

    Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough & Brownie Bite

    $34.97
    $34.97
  • Cinnamon roll–inspired protein ball with white icing drizzle and cinnamon crumb. Cinnamon Bun

    Cinnamon Bun

    $34.97
    $34.97
  • Satan's Stash logo with Coffee and dark‑chocolate protein ball with a hint of sea salt. Coffee and dark‑chocolate protein ball with a hint of sea salt. Sitting on a hill of coffee beans next to a bearded mug and a candle being lit.

    Coffee Dark Chocolate Sea Salt

    $34.97
    $34.97
  • Cookies and cream protein ball with white icing and chocolate cookie pieces. Cookies and Cream protein ball sitting on a stack of Oreo cookies with a glass of milk on a dark background

    Cookie's & Cream

    $34.97
    $34.97
  • Death By Chocolate logo with Chocolate protein truffle coated in rich dark chocolate. background is from the movie Macabre Sassy Balls chocolate‑inspired dessert image featuring a chocolate cake with curled chocolate flakes and a slice

    Death By Chocolate

    $34.97
    $34.97
  • Double - F logo with Brownie Heath Bar protein ball with chocolate coating and toffee pieces Heath Bar Brownie

    Heath Bar Brownie

    $34.97
    $34.97
  • Totally Hella Cocoa hot chocolate protein ball with cocoa‑dusted chocolate coating Hot Cocoa

    Hot Cocoa

    $34.97
    $34.97
  • Sassy mint protein ball with chocolate coating Andes mint chocolate bars and packaging on a marble surface with a white tiled wall background. Sassy Mint protein balls sitting on chunks of chocolate and Andes candy

    MINT!

    $34.97
    $34.97

ABOUT US

We started with a simple dream: make protein snacks that taste like straight-up dessert, without the guilt. Every single ball is handmade in small, micro-batches in our commercial Connecticut kitchen-no giant factories, no shortcuts. We roll them one by one with love and real ingredients like nuts, dates, and premium protein, so you get that fresh, outrageously delicious taste in every bite.

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Funfetti Cake

Under the fun exterior, this ball is powered by wholesome, whole, natural ingredients plus a solid dose of protein to keep you fueled. Bite into outrageous, indulgent flavor that legitimately mimics funfetti cake or cake batter desserts!

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Snicker Doodle Cookie

Soft, chewy, and irresistibly cozy, our Snickerdoodle Cookie is a classic treat with a comforting twist.

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Heath Bar Brownie

The ultimate brownie-meets-candy-bar experience: fudgy, rich chocolate depth loaded with crunchy toffee bits and a buttery caramel kick. Made with whole-food ingredients that pack serious protein, these taste like the real deal-no guilt, all glory.

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Death By Chocolate

Dive into the dark, decadent world of our latest flavor, a collaboration with the retro art house horror film, Macabre. This limited-edition truffle is not just a treat for your taste buds but a feast for your eyes, featuring exclusive artwork inspired by the eerie and captivating visuals of Macabre.

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Let customers speak for us

from 11 reviews

So, decedent and satisfying. Tastes like a desert it fills you up but doesn't way you down.

Chris
Heath Bar Brownie

This cake looks amazing and tastes even better. Moist texture, classic vanilla flavor, and fun sprinkles make it a hit with both kids and adults.

Timothy
Vanilla Funfetti Cake

The Vanilla Funfetti Cake is light, fluffy, and full of colorful sprinkles. The vanilla flavor is sweet but not overpowering—perfect for any celebration.

Christopher
Vanilla Funfetti Cake

Creamy, sweet, and full of chocolate chips. The texture is smooth and satisfying without being too sugary. Great as a dessert or quick snack.

Michael
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

The Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough is rich, soft, and packed with chocolate chips. It has that classic homemade flavor that melts in your mouth. Perfect for cookie lovers!

Steven
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

I love how the coconut tastes rich and natural, and the almonds add a great crunch. It’s a classic candy that never disappoints. Perfect for a quick snack or dessert.

Robert
Almond Joy

Almond Joy is the perfect mix of creamy coconut, crunchy almonds, and smooth chocolate. Every bite feels fresh and satisfying. Not too sweet, just the right balance. I’ll definitely buy again!

Matthew
Almond Joy

Addictive amazingly good

Melinda
Peanut Butter Cookie

What an incredible treat!

Michael
Peanut Butter Cookie

Absolutely delicious!

Dawna
Pumpkin Spice

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