Peanut Butter 3 Way – Triple Flavor Protein Energy Bites

Sassy Balls are outrageous, protein-packed, dessert-tasting snacks handmade in tiny micro-batches right here in the quiet corner of Connecticut. Think cookie dough, fudge, brownies, and truffles had a very sassy baby with serious gains. No chalky gym-bro texture — just pure deliciousness you can actually feel good about.

It all started with a little girl, her Holly Hobbie oven, and a serious love for baking. Fast-forward a few decades and I’m still in the kitchen — except now I’m making protein balls that taste like real dessert but actually help you hit your macros. No factories, no nonsense, just real ingredients and real attitude, all from Hebron, Connecticut.

Most Sassy Balls contain 12–15g of protein per ball. We use a blend of hydrolyzed bovine collagen (for joints & skin) and micellar casein (for long-lasting fullness). Exact amounts vary by flavor — check the individual product page for details.

Yes — all Sassy Balls are always gluten-free.

Some flavors contain dairy (from casein or milk chocolate), while others are dairy-free. Please check the specific product page or ingredients list for each flavor.

They taste like real dessert — not “kinda like” dessert. People regularly tell us they forget they’re eating a protein snack. Zero weird protein powder aftertaste allowed in this kitchen.

Yes. Kids go absolutely feral for them, and parents love that they’re getting something with real protein instead of pure sugar. Just don’t blame us when the whole bag disappears.

Yes, we recommend keeping them refrigerated for the best texture and freshness — especially the chocolate flavors. Once placed in the fridge, we recommend consuming them within 2 weeks.

You can also freeze them for longer storage. If frozen, simply thaw in the fridge before eating.

They contain way less sugar than traditional desserts (usually 4–8g per ball), with most sweetness coming from dates and natural sources. No weird sugar alcohols that cause stomach issues.

Because we make them by hand in small batches, not in a giant factory. Slight variations are normal and proof they’re real and made with love (zero robots involved).

We ship to all 50 US states (including Alaska & Hawaii). Orders usually ship within 1–2 business days from our Connecticut kitchen. Shipping is free in many Northeast, Mid-Atlantic, and Northern Central locations.

If you don’t love them, we’ll be genuinely shocked… but seriously — if for any reason you’re not happy, just reach out within 30 days and we’ll make it right. Life’s too short for mediocre snacks.

Yes — the faster you contact us, the better. Email chris@sassyballs.com and we’ll take care of it.