Limited Release Variety Pack
🌸 Sassy Balls Spring Variety Pack – Limited Edition!
Spring just got a whole lot sassier.
We’re dropping our brand new, never-before-seen flavor that’s about to steal the show:
Black & White Cookie Dough Our fresh twist on the iconic black & white cookie — creamy vanilla base meets rich chocolate notes in one perfectly balanced, protein-packed bite. Nostalgic, sweet, and seriously addictive… but made our way.
Paired with two spring-ready favorites: • Triple Berry Tres Amigos – Sweet strawberries, tart blueberries & juicy raspberries teaming up in one ridiculously fresh, juicy bite • White Chocolate Macadamia Madness – Buttery toasted macadamias swimming in creamy white chocolate bliss
Each pack is handmade in small batches right here in Connecticut — high protein, high fiber, zero boring “diet” taste. Just pure crave-worthy flavor.
Perfect for:
- Spring road trips & hikes
- Lunchbox wins
- Post-workout fuel
- Late-night snacks
- Gifting to your favorite snack lovers
Limited Spring Drop — once these sell out, they’re gone until next year!
Grab your pack now and taste the season in every ball.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What's the story behind Sassy Balls?
Sassy Balls started with a girl, her Holly Hobbie oven, and a passion for baking. After years of being "The Cake Lady" in the corporate world, our founder decided to blend her love for treats with a healthier lifestyle. The result? These cheeky, delicious, and nutritious snacks that prove healthy eating doesn't have to be boring.
These look too delicious to be healthy. Are they good for me?
You bet your sassy self they are! We've cracked the code on making treats that taste sinful but are packed with good stuff. Made with whole ingredients like nuts, dates, and natural proteins, our balls are gluten-free and have no artificial preservatives. They’ll satisfy cravings, boost energy, and keep you feeling full. Indulgence without the guilt? That's our specialty.
How does shipping work?
We ship our Sassy Balls fresh and chilled right to your door. They're made in small batches, immediately refrigerated, and packed in insulated boxes to keep them cool during transit. No need to worry about warm balls - they'll arrive ready to eat. Just open your door, grab your package, and enjoy!
What's the deal with the Baller's Club?
The Baller's Club is for our most devoted fans who can't get enough of our delicious balls. As a member, you'll enjoy:
Exclusive members-only pricing
Monthly deliveries right to your door
VIP early access to limited releases
Access to our secret menu
You can choose a 6-pack of your favorite flavor or try our limited edition flavors, delivered once every month for $30.00 each.
OMG, these are good! Can I buy them in stores?
Nope! We only make our balls in small batches, and they really are handmade. The only place you can get genuine balls is right here on our website.
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Gluten Free
Life is sweet without wheat! Enjoy our gluten-free snacks made with natural ingredients.
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No Added Sugar
Sweetened naturally with no added sugar and no extras for a great taste.
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GMO-Free
Pure, non-GMO ingredients for nutrient dense nutrition.
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Handmade
With care (& sass!), crafted to provide the best tasting chocolate protein experience.
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100% Natural
All-natural goodness that supports gut health and overall nutrition.
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Full Of Protein
Packed with casein protein and nuts, these balls keep you satisfied and energized all day long.
