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Fuel Your Wild Side
Need a snack that can keep up with your crazy life?
Our Almond Joy protein balls are here to save the day. Packed with fiber and nutrients, these Sassy Balls are perfect for fueling your adventures. Whether you're scaling peaks, crushing reps, or just trying to survive your inbox, these little powerhouses have got your back. With a delicious chocolate flavor and a great texture, they’re ready to help you grab life by the balls!
Fresh From Our Kitchen To You
We make our Almond Joy Sassy Balls fresh in small batches, then immediately chill them to lock in that just-made deliciousness. Each batch is a blend of nutrients designed to support your nutrition needs.
We then pack 'em up in airtight containers (because nobody likes warm protein balls) and send them on their merry way to your doorstep, cool and ready to devour. With a smooth texture and no artificial sweeteners, these treats are the best tasting chocolate protein snack for any time of day!
Small Batch Goodness, No BS
Ditch the junk food and treat your taste buds to something real.
We craft each Almond Joy Sassy Ball with natural ingredients that'll make you wonder why you ever bothered with processed snacks. No weird stuff, just pure, delicious fuel for your body. Each ball is packed with protein and healthy fat to support your nutrition goals. Plus, they’re gluten-free and free from added sugar! Ready to taste what you've been missing?
Our Serving Suggestions for one of our Best Tasting Chocolate Protein Balls
Enjoy our Almond Joy protein balls wherever you are. They come prepackaged in resealable 2-ball grab-and-go servings for extra freshness and convenience!
Always all natural ingredients
These balls are bursting with goodness
Contains: Tree Nuts (Almonds, Macadamia Nuts, Coconut), Milk
Processed in a facility and/or manufacturing line that also produces peanuts.
Morning Boost
Kickstart your day with our Almond Joy protein balls and a hot cup of coffee or tea. The chocolate flavor and nutty goodness make mornings sweeter.
Post-Workout Snack
Replenish after your workout with Almond Joy protein balls. They pair perfectly with a smoothie or protein shake to keep you going strong, packed with the nutrients you need.
Office Treat
Fight the afternoon slump with a stash of Almond Joy protein balls. Ideal with herbal tea or a cold sparkling water, they provide a delicious boost without any artificial sweeteners.
Movie Night
Upgrade your movie snacks with Almond Joy protein balls. Enjoy them with chocolate milk or hot chocolate for a cozy treat that's rich in flavor and texture.
Adventure Fuel
Take Almond Joy protein balls on your hikes or bike rides. Perfect with water or your go-to cold beverage, these snacks are packed with healthy fats for outdoor fun.
Late-Night Snack
End your day with Almond Joy protein balls and a warm glass of oat milk. A sweet way to wind down before bed and a delightful addition to your evening routine.
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Frequently Asked Questions
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Our journey began with a passionate baker and her trusty oven. After years as “The Cake Lady” in the corporate world, our founder decided to combine her love for treats with a healthier lifestyle. The result? Cheeky, delicious, and nutritious snacks that prove healthy eating can be fun!
Absolutely! We’ve mastered the art of creating treats that taste indulgent but are loaded with wholesome ingredients. Made from nuts, dates, and natural proteins, our snacks are gluten-free and free from artificial preservatives. They satisfy cravings, boost energy, and keep you feeling full—indulgence without the guilt!
We ship our snacks fresh and chilled right to your door. Crafted in small batches, they’re immediately refrigerated and packed in insulated boxes to ensure they stay cool during transit. No worries about warm snacks—they’ll arrive ready to enjoy. Just open your door, grab your package, and dig in!
The Baller's Club is for our biggest fans who can’t get enough of our tasty snacks. As a member, you’ll enjoy:
- Exclusive members-only pricing
- Monthly deliveries right to your door
- VIP early access to limited releases
- Access to our secret menu
You can choose a 6-pack of your favorite flavor or sample our limited edition flavors, delivered monthly for just $30.00 each.
Nope! We craft our snacks in small batches, ensuring they are truly handmade. The only place to get the real deal is right here on our website.
Our Almond Joy Protein Balls are a delightful blend of flavors and nutrients. With rich cacao powder, they offer a smooth texture that makes each bite feel indulgent while being packed with protein to support your active lifestyle.
Each serving of our Almond Joy Protein Balls is designed to provide a balanced nutritional boost. For optimal results, we recommend enjoying one serving to meet your diet needs without overindulging.
Absolutely! Our Almond Joy Protein Balls are made with wholesome ingredients that promote overall wellness, including vitamins and nutrients that support brain health. The inclusion of fiber and healthy fats helps keep your mind sharp and focused.
Yes! Our Almond Joy Protein Balls can be blended into smoothies for a delicious and nutritious treat. Just toss them in with your favorite ingredients like banana, spinach, or honey for an extra boost of flavor and nutrition.
We pride ourselves on keeping our recipes clean. Our Almond Joy Protein Balls are sweetened naturally, with no added sugar. Instead, we use stevia and the natural sweetness of dates to enhance the flavor without compromising your health.
With a well-balanced blend of ingredients, our Almond Joy Protein Balls can be a great addition to your diet. They offer a convenient snack option that supports body weight management and provides essential nutrients to fuel your day.
To maintain their freshness and texture, store your Almond Joy Protein Balls in an airtight container in the refrigerator. This will help preserve their flavor and keep them ready for your next snack or post-workout shake.


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