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“Death by Chocolate Protein Bite was decadent and guilt-free treat that satisfies my chocolate cravings with a protein-packed punch!” 🍫💪
Death By Chocolate
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Introducing the Limited Edition Sassy Balls Death by Chocolate Protein Truffle! 🍫💀
Dive into the dark, decadent world of our latest flavor, a collaboration with the retro art house horror film, Macabre. This limited edition truffle is not just a treat for your taste buds but a feast for your eyes, featuring exclusive artwork inspired by the eerie and captivating visuals of Macabre.
Flavor Profile:
- Rich Dark Chocolate: Indulge in the intense, velvety richness of premium dark chocolate.
- Protein-Packed: Each truffle is infused with high-quality protein, making it a perfect post-workout snack or a guilt-free dessert.
- Sinfully Delicious: A blend of smooth chocolate ganache with a hint of mystery, designed to satisfy your deepest cravings.
Artwork Collaboration:
- Exclusive Design: The packaging showcases unique, retro-inspired horror art from Macabre, making it a collector’s item for fans of the genre.
- Limited Edition: Only available for a short time, this collaboration brings together the worlds of gourmet treats and cinematic horror in a way never seen before.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Nutrient-Rich: Packed with essential nutrients and protein to fuel your body.
- Guilt-Free Indulgence: Enjoy the luxurious taste of chocolate without compromising your fitness goals.
- Art Lover’s Delight: Perfect for those who appreciate the fusion of food and art.
Get ready to experience the ultimate fusion of flavor and fright with Sassy Balls Death by Chocolate Protein Truffle. Grab yours before they vanish into the night! 🌙🍫
- FIGS
- ALMONDS (salt)
- DATES
- MACADAMIA NUTS (salt)
- CASHEWS (salt)
- CASEIN PROTEIN (micellar casein, cocoa powder, natural flavor, salt xanthan gum, sucralose, salt)
- UNSWEETENED COCOA
- SEMI SWEET CHOCOLATE (sugar, unsweetened chocolate, cocoa butter, dextrose, sunflower lecithin)
- COCONUT MILK
- COCONUT OIl
Weight: 45g 1.58oz
Allergen Information: Contains Tree Nuts (Almond, Macadamia, Cashew, Coconut), Milk
Processed in a facility and/or manufacturing line that also produces peanuts
We offer free shipping for orders that include two or more six-packs.
For orders of a single 16-pack, a flat shipping rate of $15 applies. Our packaging includes multiple layers of insulation and cold packs – we want your balls to arrive chilled and in perfect condition!
Members of our Ballers Club enjoy the benefit of free shipping on all orders.
Balls Bio
SERV.SIZE:1 DELICIOUS BALL
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185
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9g
Total Fat
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18g
Total Carb
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11g
Fiber
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3g
Sugars
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11g
Protein
Indulge in the ultimate chocolate experience with our limited release Death by Chocolate Sassy Balls Protein Bites! This flavor is crafted for true chocolate lovers who crave an intense, rich, and decadent treat.
Flavor Profile:
- Rich Cocoa Goodness: Each bite is packed with deep, velvety chocolate flavor that melts in your mouth, delivering a luxurious taste sensation.
- Decadent Delight: Made with premium cocoa, these protein bites offer a perfect balance of sweetness and richness, making them an irresistible snack.
- Protein-Packed: Not just a treat, but a powerful protein boost to keep you energized and satisfied throughout the day.
Whether you’re looking for a post-workout snack, a midday pick-me-up, or a guilt-free indulgence, Death by Chocolate has got you covered. Made with high-quality ingredients, these protein bites ensure you get the best in every bite.
Don’t miss out on this limited release flavor! Perfect for gifting or treating yourself, these protein bites are the ultimate chocolate lover’s dream. 🍫
Gluten Free
Life is sweet without wheat!
No Added Sugar
Sweetened naturally, no extras.
GMO-Free
Pure, non-GMO ingredients.
Handmade
With care (& sass!)
100% Natural
All-natural goodness
Is there a better way to go, then Death by Chocolate
Any other Chocolate fans out there?
Full Of Protein
Packed with casein protein and nuts, these balls keep you satisfied and energized all day long.
Nutty Goodness
A threesome of cashews, almonds, and macadamias for flavor, crunch, and healthy fats galore.
Naturally Sweet
Delicious Taste and Natural Ingredients Combine for an Energizing Experience.
Dates For The Win
Nature's candy adds fiber, sweetness, and chewiness. The secret to our ball's amazing texture.
Fuel Your Wild Side
Need a snack that can keep up with your crazy life?
Our protein-packed, fiber-rich Sassy Balls are here to save the day. Whether you're scaling peaks, crushing reps, or just trying to survive your inbox, these little powerhouses have got your back. Ready to grab life by the balls?
Fresh From Our Kitchen To You
We make our Sassy Balls fresh in small batches, then immediately chill them to lock in that just-made deliciousness.
Then we pack 'em up in refrigerated boxes (because nobody likes warm balls) and send them on their merry way to your doorstep, cool and ready to devour.
Small Batch Goodness, No BS
Ditch the junk food and treat your taste buds to something real.
We craft each Sassy Ball with natural ingredients that'll make you wonder why you ever bothered with processed snacks. No weird stuff, just pure, delicious fuel for your body. Ready to taste what you've been missing?
Our Serving Suggestions
Enjoy our balls wherever you are. They come prepackaged in resealable 2-ball grab-and-go servings for extra freshness and convenience!
On The Go
Portable, nutritious snacks for your busy, on-the-go lifestyle.
With Morning Coffee
Kickstart your day with coffee and our tasty balls.
In The Wild
Adventure-ready balls for hiking, camping, and exploring nature.
Always all natural ingredients
These balls are bursting with goodness
Contains: Tree Nuts (Almonds, Macadamia Nuts, Coconut), Milk
Processed in a facility and/or manufacturing line that also produces peanuts.
Morning Boost
Kickstart your day with Sassy Balls and a hot cup of coffee or tea. The butterscotch flavor makes mornings sweeter.
Post-Workout Snack
Replenish after your workout with Sassy Balls. They pair perfectly with a protein shake or smoothie to keep you going strong.
Office Treat
Fight the afternoon slump with a stash of Sassy Balls. Ideal with herbal tea or a cold sparkling water.
Movie Night
Upgrade your movie snacks with Sassy Balls. Enjoy them with almond milk or hot chocolate for a cozy treat.
Adventure Fuel
Take Sassy Balls on your hikes or bike rides. Perfect with water or your go-to cold beverage for outdoor fun.
Late-Night Snack
End your day with Sassy Balls and a warm glass of oat milk. A sweet way to wind down before bed.
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Sassy Balls started with a girl, her Holly Hobbie oven, and a passion for baking. After years of being "The Cake Lady" in the corporate world, our founder decided to blend her love for treats with a healthier lifestyle. The result? These cheeky, delicious, and nutritious snacks that prove healthy eating doesn't have to be boring.
You bet your sassy self they are! We've cracked the code on making treats that taste sinful but are packed with good stuff. Made with whole ingredients like nuts, dates, and natural proteins, our balls are gluten-free and have no artificial preservatives. They’ll satisfy cravings, boost energy, and keep you feeling full. Indulgence without the guilt? That's our specialty.
We ship our Sassy Balls fresh and chilled right to your door. They're made in small batches, immediately refrigerated, and packed in insulated boxes to keep them cool during transit. No need to worry about warm balls - they'll arrive ready to eat. Just open your door, grab your package, and enjoy!
The Baller's Club is for our most devoted fans who can't get enough of our delicious balls. As a member, you'll enjoy:
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You can choose a 6-pack of your favorite flavor or try our limited edition flavors, delivered once every month for $30.00 each.
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