"It really does taste like an Andes Candy. I don't know how they do it"
Balls taste so much better Mint
Any other oatmeal Mint Chocolate fans out there?
Fuel Your Wild Side
Need a snack that can keep up with your crazy life?
Our protein-packed, fiber-rich Sassy Balls are here to save the day. Whether you're scaling peaks, crushing reps, or just trying to survive your inbox, these little powerhouses have got your back. Ready to grab life by the balls?
Fresh From Our Kitchen To You
We make our Sassy Balls fresh in small batches, then immediately chill them to lock in that just-made deliciousness.
Then we pack 'em up in refrigerated boxes (because nobody likes warm balls) and send them on their merry way to your doorstep, cool and ready to devour.
Small Batch Goodness, No BS
Ditch the junk food and treat your taste buds to something real.
We craft each Sassy Ball with natural ingredients that'll make you wonder why you ever bothered with processed snacks. No weird stuff, just pure, delicious fuel for your body. Ready to taste what you've been missing?
Our Serving Suggestions
Enjoy our balls wherever you are. They come prepackaged in resealable 2-ball grab-and-go servings for extra freshness and convenience!
Always all natural ingredients
These balls are bursting with goodness
Contains: Tree Nuts (Almonds, Macadamia Nuts, Coconut), Milk
Processed in a facility and/or manufacturing line that also produces peanuts.
Morning Boost
Kickstart your day with Sassy Balls and a hot cup of coffee or tea. The butterscotch flavor makes mornings sweeter.
Post-Workout Snack
Replenish after your workout with Sassy Balls. They pair perfectly with a protein shake or smoothie to keep you going strong.
Office Treat
Fight the afternoon slump with a stash of Sassy Balls. Ideal with herbal tea or a cold sparkling water.
Movie Night
Upgrade your movie snacks with Sassy Balls. Enjoy them with almond milk or hot chocolate for a cozy treat.
Adventure Fuel
Take Sassy Balls on your hikes or bike rides. Perfect with water or your go-to cold beverage for outdoor fun.
Late-Night Snack
End your day with Sassy Balls and a warm glass of oat milk. A sweet way to wind down before bed.
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Soy Free
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Whole Natural Ingredients
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Tastes Like Dessert
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Frequently Asked Questions
Need more info? Look no further!
Sassy Balls started with a girl, her Holly Hobbie oven, and a passion for baking. After years of being "The Cake Lady" in the corporate world, our founder decided to blend her love for treats with a healthier lifestyle. The result? These cheeky, delicious, and nutritious snacks that prove healthy eating doesn't have to be boring.
You bet your sassy self they are! We've cracked the code on making treats that taste sinful but are packed with good stuff. Made with whole ingredients like nuts, dates, and natural proteins, our balls are gluten-free and have no artificial preservatives. They’ll satisfy cravings, boost energy, and keep you feeling full. Indulgence without the guilt? That's our specialty.
We ship our Sassy Balls fresh and chilled right to your door. They're made in small batches, immediately refrigerated, and packed in insulated boxes to keep them cool during transit. No need to worry about warm balls - they'll arrive ready to eat. Just open your door, grab your package, and enjoy!
The Baller's Club is for our most devoted fans who can't get enough of our delicious balls. As a member, you'll enjoy:
- Exclusive members-only pricing
- Monthly deliveries right to your door
- VIP early access to limited releases
- Access to our secret menu
You can choose a 6-pack of your favorite flavor or try our limited edition flavors, delivered once every month for $30.00 each.
Nope! We only make our balls in small batches, and they really are handmade. The only place you can get genuine balls is right here on our website.
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